
The Nightmare Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land;
People were scrambling, to get gifts in their hands;
The names had been drawn and the secrets were kept,
But damned if I know what to get Auntie Beth!
A mystery, wrapped in an enigma - I barely know the girl,
With no gift ideas, I guess I'll give Google a whirl;
But oh... What's this? A list full of tantalising treats,
Oh Beth, you wily minx, soon my shopping will be complete.
By Anula Keenan & Alex Choros
Stuck on a gift for your own Aunt Beth? We've got you covered - just click or tap on a descriptor and we'll give you some ideas.
Codenames

For any wannabe secret agent
$20.56
Retro Game Controller

For your gamer friend stuck in the 80s
$29.99
Star Wars Learn to Code Kit

For budding geeks and nerds
$119
Gradient Puzzle

For the friend you kinda hate?
$39.25
The Satanic Bible

For your weird goth and/or metalhead friend
$14.97
Someone Who Will Love You In All Your Damaged Glory

For a friend you want to make cry
$26.45
What the F*** Should I Do With My Life?

For your friend in crisis
$21.99
Codex Seraphinianus

For your super weird, booky friend
From $154
The Very Hungover Caterpillar

For the new parents
$22
Unico Zelo All Aussie Spritz Pack

For the WhistleOut Editorial team. Please. We are so thirsty.
$100
Cocktail Multi-tool

For the friend who needs to up their drink game
$49
Five Senses Santo Antonio Single Origin Coffee

For the sleepyhead
From $15
Aesop Immediate Moisture Facial Hydrosol

For the friend who's a bit bougie
$25
A Lordship or Ladyship

For the friend who thinks highly of themselves
$45
Peeps Glasses Cleaner

For the friend with perpetually dirty glasses
$24.95
Earbud cleaning kit

For anyone, because earbuds get gross real quick
$17.99
The CrunchCup

For the friend who's always on the go
$27.55
Inspire Mac Candle

For the Apple fanboy in your life
$19.99 USD
Chromecast with Google TV

For the friend that still can't work out how to get Netflix on their TV
$99
Umbrella Hat

For the person who always has their hands full
$20.78
Kamela and Biden lifesize cut out

For the friend who got way too into the US election
$108.95
Chicken Harness

For the friend who can't get their ducks (or chickens) in a row
$42.73
Tin Foil Hat

For your favourite conspiracy theorist
$17.99
Despair bauble

For your friend that "doesn't do Christmas"
$2.99
Reversible Octopus?

For wildly emotional people who can't communicate with words
$13.45
WhistleOut newsletter subscription
For yourself, as a treat
Free
Alex Choros
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